My pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’ if you don’t stop drivin’ that…”

–Hot Rod Lincoln

Someday!

Someday my dream will come. One night you’ll wake up and you’ll discover it never happened. It’s all turned around on you…

Suddenly, you are old.

Didn’t happen. And it never will, because you were never going to do it, anyway. You’ll push it into memory, then zone out in your Barcalounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life…

All it ever took was a down payment on a Lincoln Town Car.

–Collateral

This juxtaposition—and, to a large degree, the whole site—makes a lot more sense if you understand that the original moniker was Hot Rod Lincoln Town Car.