Causal Relationship Advice

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When I happen to be conducting my significant and considerable business in a public space that demands I observe a pregnant woman, I am overcome with a barely-controllable urge to point in her general direction and exclaim, “she had sex!”

But then I consider that I haven’t eliminated other possible explanations for her condition. And I wouldn’t want to look foolish.

2 thoughts on “Causal Relationship Advice

  1. Jenanne's avatar

    Well, it’s usually a safe guess that sex (as in intercourse) was involved, but you are right, there are other ways it could have happened, most likely in-vitro fertilization. Or (hopefully not, because the very idea of it has horrified me my entire life) immaculate conception. Gah.

  2. michelle's avatar

    But. But. But maybe you’d start some sort of pseudo-spanish-daytime-soapopera-type situation. That would be great, albeit unlikely.

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